March 2012
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I hope Rick Santorum does his nails and it comes out AMAZING. Then, he realizes he really has to pee.
February 2012
51 posts
Yo can we really knock it off with the "tree...
It’s really not okay.
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Meet my new friends! Nobody and his wife, Susan...
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I had a dream last night that I had an iPad 2 AND...
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✿ first 30 get promoted ✿
0800pink:
must be following 0800pink
no likes
go go go!
This is actually just a really fun blog to follow
(if you like pink hair on celebs)
(that’s really the only way it would be fun for you)
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jaimealyse replied to your post: One week with no job?
WHAT?? What happened to your job??
I quit that bitch.
One week with no job?
Do everything free in NYC!
Suggestions?
"Jesus is going to be so psyched"
Is the wrong thing to say when someone tells you about their plans for Lent.
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BFFs
Tara: I was just on a casino boat. I stopped to buy hot dogs.
Me: Fun!
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popquizkid answered your question: Is this dress okay for a black tie super rich guy…
I think yes, but do they have it in not-yellow-and-black? Cause like. Bumblebee.
Hmm. The other option is beige and black and I don’t like it.
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jaimealyse answered your question: Is this dress okay for a black tie super rich guy…
I think so. Especially with dressy shoes and stuff. (I’m probs wearing something “tea-length.” Does MS say that’s ok?
Nothing specifically about tea-length, but according to wikipedia, tea length counts as an evening gown, so it should be okay. My guess is that there will be a very wide spectrum of...
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I start a new job tomorrow
and somehow I think that obsessively cleaning my apartment is a great way to prepare.
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Watchin' Spinal Tap
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Hey check this out! Bleep bloop blorp! Look now I just unbaptized everyone that’s ever been baptized ever!
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She says “Bonjour,” and I laugh, which is rude.
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Reason #2574 I will never get married (to a...
This is a small piece of an email I just wrote to two of my best friends:
No way, your vanity is totally warranted in this case. Back in the day they used to advise women to keep makeup by the bed so your husband never saw your (not YOURS, of course, but you know, a person’s) plain ugly face. I plan on following that 100%. Okay maybe not because then he’d be like “WTF is all...
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I watched Heathers for the first time yesterday.
It was very.
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"What did you's do's?!"
-The Cake Boss
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“Reba McEntire is one of the biggest feminists alive today, and has produced some...”
– You guys! I stumbled on a really hilarious website. I had to share. (via bricksandmortarandchewinggum)
I never really listened to Reba but I think I just might today. I like country music sometimes. You know, when I’m not listening to K-Pop.
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popquizkid:
exit152:
the idea of wearing jeans that are not skinny jeans terrifies me now i can’t remember what i used to do with all that extra space around my ankles
I’m reblogging this because it applies to me.
The big problem here is that I can’t even fully pull them off. But I’m very uncomfortable when parts of my clothes aren’t touching my body.
Yup
jaimealyse asked: I think Old Timey Bitches is an amazing idea and you should seriously do it.
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Write your tumblr name with your eyes closed....
innnterestingmonster:
therealshanekinsey:
totofliesagain:
hasevonmaerz:
lay-back-and-think-of-sherlock:
jekaclover:
ironak:
triangle-head:
dwasunichi:
bloodywingporn:
padacklrd-cabdycane
o.O lol
dwasunichi
triangle=head
ironak
jekaclover
Woah, I actually did it! :O
kinkyandgeeky. YEAH.
innt232wq4ubfnib2q2tr23
hahahahahahaha!!!!
glittermised (I’m...
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